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riayainslasher riot part 5
T/N: This particular part made me want to rip my own guts out. So many historical references!
Shinobu: Eeeeeeeeeeeek........?!
Shinobu: S-S-S-Someone help meeeee-de gozaru! I'm being kidnaaaaaaaaapped?!
Madara: ~...... ♪
Shinobu: U-Uhm! What are you doing?! You won't get anything even if you kidnap me-de gozaru!
Shinobu: I absolutely won't betray my master, nor will I spit out anything that would negatively affect my friends-de gozaru!
Shinobu: That's a ninja's code...... eeeeek, scary, scary, scary! I'm sha-sha-shaking?!
Shinobu: Uwaaaaaaa, someone save meeeeee! It's an abduction-de gozaruuuuuuuuuu......?!
Madara: Hahaha! Speech is silver, but silence is gold! You shouldn't speak, or else you'll bite your tongue ♪
Madara: Rest easy! I won't harm you! I just want to talk with you "alone"!
Madara: Theere you go, it's not scary, not at all! Wasshoi, wasshoi*...... ☆
*T/N: When he does "wasshoi", imagine Madara carrying Shinobu on his shoulder, then going up and down. You kind of need to see a Japanese festival with people carrying a "mikoshi" (portable little shrine) to understand the movement.
Shinobu: P-Please don't carry me like a mikoshi*-de gozaru~! It's too high and I'm swaying and I don't know what's going on I'm super scared-de gozaru~?!
Madara: Hahaha! You're saying "gozaru"! So are you a ninja?!
Shinobu: Eh, uh, yes! I am a ninja-de gozaru~ ♪
Shinobu: To think you'd find out in our first meeting! Could you be someone special-de gozaru......?!
Madara: Hahaha! I guess I let the cat out of the bag!
Madara: You just said that you were a "ninja" and other stuff, right? It may seem surprising, but I'm the sort that prefers to listen to others!
Madara: Moving on, I'd like it if you could stop struggling! I'd have no excuse if I accidentally dropped you and got you injured! Chiaki-san and Kanata-san would kill me ♪
Shinobu: Huh? Umm, are you an acquaintance of Captain-dono or Shinkai-dono......?
Madara: And there comes the "onushi"! Your way of talking sure is nice! I love kids like you!
Madara: Creating a character is a good thing! That's how you survive in this idol war...... ☆
Madara: ......hmmmm?!
Souma: Wheeze, pant, hah, hah.......! I rushed here wondering what was going on! From what I see, it's quite an alarming situation?!
Souma: What's going on Sengoku?! I thought I heard you say "kidnapping"......?!
Shinobu: Ka-Ka-Ka-Kanjyaki-dono?!
Shinobu: Please save me-de gozaru~! I was doing a lesson on the basics with everyone else in "Ryuuseitai", but......!
Shinobu: Suddenly, this weird person appeared?!
Shinobu: Captain-dono and Shinkai-dono were so startled that they couldn't speak, so I tried responding in their place, but!
Shinobu: Then he suddenly grabbed and abducted me-de gozaru~!
Souma: Hmm? I don't fully understand, but abduction is a heavy crime, you! Sit down!* I'll knock off that head of yours!
*T/N: "Naorei" is a term used in the days of the samurai. Samurai would have to meet with the Emperor once per year. They would congregate into one big group and then travel to Edo. Everyone would gather around to try to see them. In order to pass by, the samurai would shout out "naorei, naorei~!" to get them to sit aside and just watch. If they tried getting in the samurai group's way, they would be relentlessly killed.
Madara: Woah, this kid's historic too! I feel like I've done a time slip! How pleasant, how wonderful ♪
Souma: As if! That face, are you perhaps rumored "slasher"?!
Souma: You've run out of luck meeting me! I'll have you know the sin of disrupting Yumenosaki Academy's peace!
Souma: Kanzaki Souma, barging in! Haaaaaaaaaah*......!
*T/N: Actual Japanese is "cheeeeeesutooooo!" It seems that this is actually just a battle cry of sorts, so I replaced it with an English equivalent. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
*T/N: Actual Japanese is "cheeeeeesutooooo!" It seems that this is actually just a battle cry of sorts, so I replaced it with an English equivalent. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
Madara: U-waah?!
Souma: Huh? He avoided it? This guy, he has some skill......!
Madara: How absurd! Of course I'd avoid it! That katana's real, right? If it hit me I would die, you idioooooot! I definitely won't forgive you!
Souma: I never requested for your forgiveness! Sengoku's someone who I share a dining table with! I'll definitely retrieve him!
Souma: Even if I have to stain Yumenosaki Academy in blood......!
Shinobu: U-Um! Kanzaki-dono, aren't you too excited?!
Shinobu: I'd like to avoid getting involved in anything that would result in injuries-de gozaru~, so why don't we take a deep breath and talk things out?!
Madara: Exactly! I agree with you! Violence solves nothing!
Souma: What? A scoundrel making a sound argument......?!
Madara: But still, ummm....... You're Kanzaki-san, and this is Sengoku-san, right? Yup, got it, that's what you were calling each other, yeah?
Madara: Names are precious, don't you agree, Kanzaki-san!
Madara: The moment you name them, no matter how suspicious someone is, that vague and scary impression will disappear!
Madara: So! I'll give you my name! It's Mikejima Madara! Let's get alonggg ♪
Souma: Ah, don't come close to me expecting a handshake! Stand still, you villain......!
Madara: Hmm, you hate handshakes? How disappointing, I'll try again next year! Hahaha ☆
Souma: Why are you laughing? Arrgh, what a confusing man......!
Madara: They often say that about me! But Kanzaki-san, let me ask you this!
Madara: Is there any stranger that you'd fully understand? If you knew someone who you could perfectly understand, would you gain something from it?
Madara: I don't think so, but I want to hear your opinion too ♪
Souma: Wh-What are you talking about? Is this a philosophical question......?
Madara: Nope? There's no right answer to a philosophical question, but I want to hear your answer, so that's why I'm asking you!
Souma: Arrrgh, shut up already! Just talking to you makes my head feel dizzy......!